katimus

katimus:

godspeedboomchicken:

martininamerica:

staglove:

godth:

bunchesopunches:

Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.

Cinematic gold.

my favourite movie hands down

It baffles me that I know so many people who flat out dislike this movie.

This movie is flat out awesome, is what it is. If you haven’t seen it, you’re totally missing out.

I almost never sat down to watch this movie. That would have been the true mistake.

thriveforhappiness

1. Chocolate is only a temporary fix.

2. A properly-fitting bra is not a luxury. It is a necessity.

3. Your happiness is your happiness and yours alone.

4. How to apply red lipstick.

5. How to wear the crap out of red lipstick.

6. A boyfriend does not validate your existence.

7. Eat the extra slice of pizza.

8. Wear what makes you feel gracefully at ease.

9. Love the world unconditionally.

10. Seek beauty in all things.

11. Buy your friends dinner when you can.

12. Wear sunscreen like it’s your second job.

13. Try with all your might to keep in contact with far-away friends.

14. Make the world feel at ease around you.

15. Walk with your head up.

16. Order a cheeseburger on the first date if you want to.

17. Never, ever bite your nails.

18. Swipe on some lipstick, put on your leather jacket, and sneak into a bar somewhere.

19. Learn from your mistakes that night.

20. Dental hygiene is not multiple choice.

21. Your GPA is not a confession of your character.

22. There is strength in breaking down.

23. You don’t have to like yoga.

24. Pick a tea.

25. Take care of your feet.

26. Pick a perfume.

27. Even if you’re tall, wear the heels anyway.

28. Classy is a relative term.

29. Drink whiskey if you like whiskey.

30. Drink wine if you like wine.

31. Like what you like.

32. Offer no explanation.

33. Advil and Gatorade.

34. You are no less of a woman when you’re in sweats and gym shoes than a woman in stilettos and a pencil skirt.

35. A woman is a woman is a woman.

36. Love your fellow woman with all your heart and soul.

37. Cry, uninhibited, with your friends.

38. Laugh until you can’t breathe with your friends.

39. Tell me everything.

40. Exercise to be strong and healthy. A beautiful soul needs a sturdy vessel.

41. There is no shame in hoping for love.

42. My cooking is the best cooking.

43. Do not take sex lightly.

44. I mean it.

45. Anna Karenina. I’d like it if you read it.

46. The world spins on the principle of inherent tragedy.

47. Do not be blind to it.

48. Men are effectively idiots until the age of 26.

49. Carbohydrates are not the enemy.

50. Involve yourself in an organized activity of your choosing.

51. Listen to classical music occasionally.

52. Take hot baths.

53. Do not use bath salts.

54. You are more than capable.

55. I promise.

56. Don’t smile if you don’t mean it.

57. Mean your anger. Mean your sadness. Mean your pain.

58. I am always, always listening.

59. Travel.

60. Get stuck in a foreign country with $4.67 in your account.

61. Make me furious.

62. Make me worry.

63. Come home smelly, tired, and with a good story.

64. Your story isn’t really yours.

65. You are a compilation of others’ stories.

66. Well-fitting and modest is ALWAYS sexier than too small and tight.

67. Who cares if glitter isn’t tasteful?

68. It’s too much eyeliner if you have to ask.

69. Learn to bake for when you’re sad and I’m not there.

70. Humility and subservience are not synonyms.

71. Wash your face twice per day.

72. Be gentle with your skin.

73. Science is really cool.

74. So is literature.

75. And history.

76. And math.

77. There is no substitute for fresh air.

78. Carry your weight.

79. Make up for it later if you can’t.

80. That salad is not better than pasta and it never will be.

81. You’re fooling no one.

82. Find at least three green vegetables you can tolerate.

83. A smoothie is not a meal.

84. Expect the best from everyone.

85. People will let you down.

86. Bask in the sun (wearing a sunhat and SPF 90).

87. There is a certain kind of man you need to avoid at all costs.

88. You’ll know it when you meet him.

89. What other people say is right doesn’t always feel right.

90. What feels right is where your happiness is.

91. Give thoughtful gifts.

92. Form an opinion.

93. Stick to it.

94. Exfoliation in moderation.

95. Argue with people when you need to.

96. If it’s worth fighting for, fight fiercely.

97. Don’t fight for acceptance.

98. You shouldn’t have to.

99. Take pictures, but not too many.

100. Follow your bliss at all costs. (I’m cutting you off at 22, though).

101. Chocolate ice cream, however, might just be a permanent fix.

thriveforhappiness
americangothgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

Pierced and tattooed nurse here. 

americangothgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

Pierced and tattooed nurse here. 

fogsblue
pinch-the-princess:

whatwecanfic:

What the Heck Was Going on in GiTF?
Ok so first let’s start with what we know: The Doctor is completely Arse over Elbows in love with Rose Tyler.  I won’t insult your intelligence by trying to prove it, it’s obvious, lets move on.  
Parting of Ways, the Doctor is ready to make the ultimate sacrifice.  He sends Rose back to her mother with the Tardis where she’ll be safe and where he thinks she’ll belong.  But Rose is a BAMF and she’s like nuh-uh and comes back all Bad Wolfy defeats the Daleks, brings Jack back to life, there’s the whole “my Doctor” thing, they kiss and the Doctor regenerates into the coincidentally adorable David Tennant.  It’s a turning point in their relationship.  
So the beginning of season 2 the Doctor’s finally ready to make his move. But the problem is he has no idea how to go about it.  He’s a guy and kinda clueless, but he’s also a Time Lord and not too sure about human mating rituals.  He’s been dropping a bunch of hints but Rose just isn’t picking up on them (I mean, sword fighting in his jim-jams? you know he could have resolved that differently if he wanted to). 
What he needs is Jack Harkness to fill him in.  But Jack’s gone.  
So he picks up Mickey knowing that things between him and Rose are over, but thinking hey this bloke got the job done with Rose once, maybe I can get some clues there.  It’s not the most brilliant plan but the Doctor’s getting desperate and like I said he’s kinda clueless.
But THEN he lands on the creepy human body part spaceship with the windows to France, and once he realizes that the girl in the fireplace is Madame Pompadour he’s like: THIS IS PERFECT!  It’s better than Jack even, because here he’s got an expert in human sexuality and seduction from Rose’s general time period (to the Doctor’s perspective) AND SHE’S ALSO A WOMAN!!!  How could it get any better than that?
Like I said, clueless.
Of course what the Doctor doesn’t see is that Reinette is falling in love for him.  When he does the telepathy thing she throws the big guns at him bringing up every sexual memory she’s ever had.  The Doctor’s like whoa, humans put their tongues THERE?!!  But it’s brilliant, this was just the sort of thing he was hoping she could help him out with.  So when says he needs to learn to dance the Doctor’s basically all “Tell me everything you know”.  Obviously the kiss was for practice.
But he doesn’t really get a chance to have all his questions answered what with the clockwork droids and closing time windows so when he finds his way back of course he asks Reinette to come with him.  He likes her, she’s cool and she can totally help him out with his Rose problem, right?
It isn’t until he gets the letter from the King that he realizes what Reinette had felt for him, but of course then it’s too late.  Now he feels like a total Arse, he’d led her along, promised her a chance to see the stars and let her down.  So at the end of the episode he’s naturally bummed out.
Of course what we DON’T see is the part where Rose comforts him and he unburdens everything to her and shows her his new kissing skills.  Because he’s learned from the whole episode how very fleeting these opportunities are, and he’ll be damned if he makes that mistake with her.
So there you have it.  GiTF explained, it was a big misunderstanding, let’s all just move on.  
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One day I’ll figure out how to write this in a fic, but if anyone wants to take a hack at it in the meantime be my guest.  

HEADCANON: ACCEPTED. 

pinch-the-princess:

whatwecanfic:

What the Heck Was Going on in GiTF?

Ok so first let’s start with what we know: The Doctor is completely Arse over Elbows in love with Rose Tyler.  I won’t insult your intelligence by trying to prove it, it’s obvious, lets move on.  

Parting of Ways, the Doctor is ready to make the ultimate sacrifice.  He sends Rose back to her mother with the Tardis where she’ll be safe and where he thinks she’ll belong.  But Rose is a BAMF and she’s like nuh-uh and comes back all Bad Wolfy defeats the Daleks, brings Jack back to life, there’s the whole “my Doctor” thing, they kiss and the Doctor regenerates into the coincidentally adorable David Tennant.  It’s a turning point in their relationship.  

So the beginning of season 2 the Doctor’s finally ready to make his move. But the problem is he has no idea how to go about it.  He’s a guy and kinda clueless, but he’s also a Time Lord and not too sure about human mating rituals.  He’s been dropping a bunch of hints but Rose just isn’t picking up on them (I mean, sword fighting in his jim-jams? you know he could have resolved that differently if he wanted to). 

What he needs is Jack Harkness to fill him in.  But Jack’s gone.  

So he picks up Mickey knowing that things between him and Rose are over, but thinking hey this bloke got the job done with Rose once, maybe I can get some clues there.  It’s not the most brilliant plan but the Doctor’s getting desperate and like I said he’s kinda clueless.

But THEN he lands on the creepy human body part spaceship with the windows to France, and once he realizes that the girl in the fireplace is Madame Pompadour he’s like: THIS IS PERFECT!  It’s better than Jack even, because here he’s got an expert in human sexuality and seduction from Rose’s general time period (to the Doctor’s perspective) AND SHE’S ALSO A WOMAN!!!  How could it get any better than that?

Like I said, clueless.

Of course what the Doctor doesn’t see is that Reinette is falling in love for him.  When he does the telepathy thing she throws the big guns at him bringing up every sexual memory she’s ever had.  The Doctor’s like whoa, humans put their tongues THERE?!!  But it’s brilliant, this was just the sort of thing he was hoping she could help him out with.  So when says he needs to learn to dance the Doctor’s basically all “Tell me everything you know”.  Obviously the kiss was for practice.

But he doesn’t really get a chance to have all his questions answered what with the clockwork droids and closing time windows so when he finds his way back of course he asks Reinette to come with him.  He likes her, she’s cool and she can totally help him out with his Rose problem, right?

It isn’t until he gets the letter from the King that he realizes what Reinette had felt for him, but of course then it’s too late.  Now he feels like a total Arse, he’d led her along, promised her a chance to see the stars and let her down.  So at the end of the episode he’s naturally bummed out.

Of course what we DON’T see is the part where Rose comforts him and he unburdens everything to her and shows her his new kissing skills.  Because he’s learned from the whole episode how very fleeting these opportunities are, and he’ll be damned if he makes that mistake with her.

So there you have it.  GiTF explained, it was a big misunderstanding, let’s all just move on.  

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One day I’ll figure out how to write this in a fic, but if anyone wants to take a hack at it in the meantime be my guest.  

HEADCANON: ACCEPTED. 

straylazybones
gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do


"Treriksröset"  is what it’s called in Swedish. 

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

"Treriksröset"  is what it’s called in Swedish.